THIS JUST IN: YU DARVISH STILL SUCKS!

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By now, you have probably all seen the glorius and absolutely HILARIOUS video that shows Yu Darvish giving up an absolute bomb on his first pitch back this past weekend… I am not sure how we want to break this BREAKING NEWS – but Yu Darvish STILL SUCKS....

Cubs Suck So Bad Brian McCann Wants No Part

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So, as we have discussed all offseason – does anyone care for the Cubs anymore? Remember when Cub fans spewed at the mouth about how they could attract basically any player they wanted. When push comes to shove – they are full of garbage, and in fact,...

PECOTA is SMART; Cub Fans are NOT

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So, the latest in the Cubs are the absolute worst and their fans are absolutely ridiculous – we present to you PECOTA. One of the worst fans on the planet and the biggest homer of all time – Evan Altman has whined non stop about PECOTA putting the Cubs at...

Cubs are the WORST thing in American History

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Okay – by now you have heard about the horrendous Joe Ricketts story, where basically, he’s a complete douchebag rich man. It’s been a hell of a couple seasons now for the worst professional sports franchise ever. Let’s take a look at the list...

Cubs Offseason Confirms What We Already Knew

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Let’s run down the Chicago Cubs 2018 – 2019 offseason work. Remember the “It’s Theo’s League” folks? HAHAHAHAHA! Most GM’s would get fired for this offseason: Traded for Ronald Torreyes Signed Kyle Ryan Traded Tommy LaStella...