Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Cubs Offseason Confirms What We Already Knew

Let’s run down the Chicago Cubs 2018 – 2019 offseason work. Remember the “It’s Theo’s League” folks? HAHAHAHAHA! Most GM’s would get fired for this offseason: Traded for Ronald Torreyes Signed Kyle Ryan Traded Tommy LaStella...

Cry Me a River, Loser Shirts Now AVAILABLE!

After Ryan Dempster (really?) and Kris Bryant did some goofy skit in front of the puppets Friday night and Bryant went on to talk about how he didn’t like St. Louis – the Cardinals came back stronger. John Brebbia of the Cardinals confirmed what we already...

Kris Bryant Flies the L with Ryan Dempster

First of all, Ryan Dempster of all people? How is he even relevant? I guess this is the same organization that still idolizes David Ross. Anyways, Ryan Dempster of all people and Kris Bryant decided they wanted to be funny and take on the entire city of St. Louis....

Cubs are a Complete and Utter EMBARRASSMENT!

Way to be a good person, Theo. You are one sick individual. It was one thing for Theo to basically sell his soul and buy Aroldis Chapman, just months after shooting rounds of bullets at his wife in the family garage…. To win a World Series…. It’s...

Kyle Schwarber still SUCKS!

Remember back in 2016 when the Cubs unfortunately won the World Series for the first time in 108 years? Kyle Schwarber was able to complete rehab for his torn ACL he suffered in the first week of the season and Joe Buck couldn’t get enough of him. I’ll...