Greetings Cub Haters. Too funny, after the Cubs were tied for first place in the National League Central, only to lose the first two out of three at Milwaukee, their fans celebrated going back into a tie for first place like they won the World Series.

Act like you’ve been there, douchebags. Anyways – welcome to National “FLY THE L” week. No matter what happens THIS week in the world of baseball, you are to FLY THE L, 24/7. Starting Sunday at midnight, and running through Sunday August 4th at midnight – FLY THE L!

Meanwhile, the Cubs will oblige with a road series in St. Louis against the first place Cardinals, and at home against the defending NL Central Champion Milwaukee Brewers. You might ask? What if we don’t have a “L” flag? Well, what the heck are you waiting for?

cubssuckclub.com/flag is the place to go for your one stop shop for flags!

Oh yeah – feel free to get a bullpen, Cubs. That’s historically bad. Go Cardinals! Go Brewers! See you next week, when the Cubs are in THIRD PLACE.