Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...
In a cute turn of events, David Ross – the new puppet – errr – manager of the Chicago Cubs met with the media yesterday. Of course, all the things he said, most of them didn’t make any sense, but the cutest part was the puppet, errr manager...
Happy Cyber Monday! We get it. At this point, you are tired of the emails, and have probably run completely out of money… But, you can’t forget – the Cubs still SUCK in December, and definitely at Christmas. Need a gag gift for that sweetheart Cub...
Just when you thought the Chicago Cubs could not be anymore incredibly stupid….. They hire David Ross as their next manager. Yes, David Ross. THAT, David Ross. That guy that finished his career with a sub .230 batting average, and just over 100 home runs in...
Here’s to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here’s to you, Joe Maddon....
