Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Who is Ready for FLY THE L Baseball!?

Ah! The sounds of summer! The crack of the bat, the obnoxious sounds of Cub fans, and singing Hey Chicago, what do ya say, let’s Fly the L today! The losers of summer are back in the North side of Chicago, and the 2020 schedule has been released. Of course, Cub...

Despite COVID-19; the Cubs STILL SUCK

Okay, so while this COVID-19 garbage is super annoying, and changing all of our lives in an everyday basis, the one thing we have really realized through all of this? Man, the Cubs Suck. It’s nearing the end of April, and this would be about the time of season...

THIS JUST IN: YU DARVISH STILL SUCKS!

By now, you have probably all seen the glorius and absolutely HILARIOUS video that shows Yu Darvish giving up an absolute bomb on his first pitch back this past weekend… I am not sure how we want to break this BREAKING NEWS – but Yu Darvish STILL SUCKS....

PECOTA is SMART; Cub Fans are NOT

So, the latest in the Cubs are the absolute worst and their fans are absolutely ridiculous – we present to you PECOTA. One of the worst fans on the planet and the biggest homer of all time – Evan Altman has whined non stop about PECOTA putting the Cubs at...